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GUESS WHAT FOLKS!
I'M HOME! I MADE IT. I'VE BEEN PARDONED. I SURVIVED. I SWINDLED A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS OUT OF A BUNCH OF BILLIONAIRES, AND I MAY OR MAY NOT BE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF THE BILLIONAIRE OWNER OF A DYING SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.
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Y'all remember a few months ago when I dug up Ronald Reagan's corpse and burned his bones and used the ash to make an ink with which I drew sigils for an incantation to bring about the dissolution of the government of the alleged united states and the replacement there of with an arachnocratic government by a race of subterranean spiderfolk?
Y'all remember that?
Well... it worked. That's the crux of the story.
This ain't exactly good news, though.
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